June 1, 2007

Adventures in walking down hallways.

It's amazing the way a new job works.

You start off being in way over your head, and then a week later you feel like you can take on the entire corporation.

I had to find my paycheck today, so after a couple of emails, I got a name and a place where the checks are held. I strode off away from my desk, eager to nab my first paycheck at this much higher rate, picturing myself depositing it in the bank later today.

I got completely lost. Not only did I not find the place, I had no clue how to get back to my desk, in order to clarify directions or look it up in the directory. I walked around for 15 minutes, peering down hallways, Smiling at people as I pass them for the third time going a different direction (I couldn't ask them for directions, that would have been admitting defeat).

Finally I noticed something that looked vaguely familiar, a particular plant that had a gold ribbon tied around one of its leaves. I had noticed it before, and it served to orient me well enough to get back to my desk. I got to the paycheck place after looking it up in the directory and cross-referencing it with some fire-exit maps, and felt a large wash of victory perk me up a bit.

This place is crazy, but I think I'm getting used to it.


Comments:

Did you encounter a Minotaur at the center of the Corporate labyrinth?
 

No, but there was a guy that I passed that stared into my soul with eyes as cold as the frozen north wind. We were passing each other in opposite directions, and he said "Hi there." with such precision and pointed evil that I felt my heart freeze.
 

I miss you.

I laughed so hard reading that. I imagine you just walking along looking cool, collected, like you are someone who has somewhere to be.

But in your head going, WTF? Where am I? Who? How? OMG.
 

That is EXACTLY what was going on. 100%.
 

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