Best Thing Ever

I'm sure you all know about Mr Munroe's Best Thing Ever generator. If not go check it out (beware, there is no censorship).

Here are some great matchups that I got while trying to cool off here at work:

Titties! <-> Tuesday

• This one just sounds great when spoken aloud.
  

Left-handed snakes <-> Laser eye vision

• I can't help but picture these two together.
  

Rubbing your body with spoons <-> Spooning

• That gives a whole new meaning to "spooning."

Giving a haxxor a wedgie <-> Cheesy puppy buttercups! less than three!!

• 'Nuff said.
  

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